Re: I've figured out why I'm so 'meh' on power metal these days:

Author:Casual Observer
Date:2019-04-12 22:00:18
In Reply To:I've figured out why I'm so 'meh' on power metal these days: by Nosferatwo
It's the lyrics.

So much of it, like this, is firmly devoted to the fantasy genre. I simply don't give a damn about fantasy.
Except vampire fantasy of course. You banged on about that Jorn Dracula album for the best part of a year.

I proclaimed:
Oh no, here it comes again
Can't remember when Chris failed to make this type of post before
Hold on, Tony's silence will never last
Insults in the past, they always seem to come again
Again and again, again and again, again

Cry out, to legions of the brave
Time again to save us from the alphas of the board
Ride out, keyboard warriors of the realm
Prince of Persia Pants is at the helm, sail across the sea of slights

Usual suspects and things, Itunes and kings
Dodgy punctuation and a failure to spell
Trucking overnight, unholy and not so bright
Called by the ding-a-ling of the bell

Bloodless fury fast ascending
Swinging wildly in a never-ending fight
Phantom menace free forever
Dick with ears, shining ever-bright

Peon Nights
Peon Nights
All right
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